@ultimape
Not a doctor; not even a dog. Autistic and unhinged. Wannabe Mad Scientist. Aspire to be a demigod. π²ππ πͺπ I like ATproto better.
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I cured 2 autoimmune diseses in myself, doubled my grip strength, and went on to reverse my GF's diabetes type II and PCOS. My blood test says I got 10 years younger and the only thing I did was fix my gut. I live in poverty conditions and my intervention was literally dog feces.
RT @AndrewCurran_: All roads lead to Rome. https://t.co/XTEB10FP6u
@utenacast @ohtori_nu https://t.co/HxNiX2M1QD
This is how I think archeologists and scientists study ancient medical rituals. We lose so much context that we basically look like idiots. But we don't know what the final product looks like, so we act like this kid's dad instead of steelmanning the instructions. https://t.co/Z9bDATUc5L
RT @QiaochuYuan: Itβs Happening https://t.co/9FFhUo0YmB
@na74362408 Lots of children also draw their bodies with a fore-shortening perspective while learning to draw. There's a weird thing in art where the family are drawn normally, but the child is drawn with weird limb shapes. Same kinda idea. https://t.co/EVwMK5khPt
βHumans are storytelling monkeys trying to control each other with emotion-activating mind-viruses.β β @naval https://t.co/Bac8BJGXra
I cured a life long sleep disorder, stopped hallucinations, fixed my sense of time, reversed anosomia and face blindness, have intentionally control of my inner monologue and literally taught myself tummo from first principles.I lived off <$200 for most of this time.
Apple isn't killing advertising, Apple is positioning themselves as a middleman between you and the advertisers by using the current zeitgeist as an excuse to lock down their customers data so that they can be the ones making money off of ads being shown to you.
Are you sure about that?I ate dog shit in a pill for for a month and I gained 60lbs worth of grip strength and all my age related proteins expressions (mTOR, IGF-1 AMPK, Sirtins) changed and I have a blood test to prove it.I don't exersize. https://t.co/mMXPtRVqBE
We're all going to fucking diehttps://t.co/AYAM0n8xxn
You can fix this by eating more niacin and promoting natural serotonin production to boost activity in the hippocampus pyramidal cells. The chaos of different memories being inadvertently activated and then filtering thru Broca's area is what most people's 'inner monologue" is. https://t.co/REL1e8gMpP
I like how this meme is diverging into plebian and high-brow variations, but at the same time it is also acting as a vehicle for identity signaling among ingroups.wow! https://t.co/xj4oYqLMij
"a single employee at a call center can make a mistake and it can compromise your entire digital identity." #fuckedhttps://t.co/CglYguIBY9 https://t.co/TtbpQAJ0nA
I literally ate actual DOG SHIT to fix my bad response to seeds oils and have a gut test showing I de-aged 10 years and I"m not fucking lying and have receipts. https://t.co/1iUDeQLYSK
Like, what if all these scientists wasting their time creating bad psychology studies has some unknown secondary effect having to do with occupying elite overproduction, funding bubbles that redirect funds job making tech startups, or providing funding for military endeavors.
Tired: obesity is a risk factor for heart diseaseWired: obesity is a risk factor for gut dysbiosis leading to microbiome induced inflammation that impacts heartInspired: Do bears get heart attacks?Hired: How can we get humans to hibernate?Desired: https://t.co/NJlwfmXpiW
A lot of times things that look like absolute wastes of time are often a form of status signaling. A large country that can afford to have entire fields of bullshit science could be acting as a sort of posturing behavior. Like a Ritualized Fighting proxy ala costly signaling.
Think a lot about someone figuring out that birds are bad at eating seeds and ends up creating a virus that helps birds better eat seeds. Then birds die because dropping seeds is actually a feature that helps edible plants grow around safe eating spaces.
Imagine what we could become.https://t.co/qnz7LFhqbB
Imagine not realizing that you were expected to use an extract of garlic oil tincture (colloquially know as a shorthand "garlic") and not simply put cut clumps of garlic on a wound.https://t.co/3lEE3vLKTH https://t.co/0Kp7i2gpYM
Fasting -> Inhibits mTORFasting -> lipid metabolism regulationFasting -> P-Glycoprotein expression changesFasting -> Immune system shiftsFasting -> Blood Brain Barrier function + toxin clearance.Fasting -> Better Intestinal barrier functionFasting? Nah. Acute Aestivation. https://t.co/RWydlod7x9
That 1918οΌ‘οΌ₯οΌ³οΌ΄οΌ¨οΌ₯οΌ΄οΌ©οΌ£ https://t.co/cMYaXh3AYm
If I end up losing my current SO, I'm going to start metagaming Tinder. I seek those with non-standard utility functions for mates. I would target those who haven't acclimated to gamified system. More variance; but signal is usually stronger among noise. https://t.co/rmUMRAhiQM
Literally changed my eye color and grew taller, this is legit. I also learned how to see infrafred and am working on growing a dog entirely out of a transmissible venereal disease / cancer https://t.co/0vJ7TAvTnD
I want to eat gorilla shit, then figure out how to be the first person to reach true hibernation while scientifically documented.https://t.co/QSdbCfHV38
Fasting has been shown to improve viral infection outcomes.Cold has been shown to improve viral infection outcomes.Fasting leads to 2-AGTRPM8 activation leads to 2-AG2-AG hits CB1 and CB2, acting to down regulate IL-6IL-6, left unabated? rampant inflammation.
We used to use lactic acid bacteria to cure meat.This was good for you and helped promote serotonin production bacteria.When we synthesized nitrates, we used that instead.Now "No added nitrates"? Mixing in celery juice which turns into nitrates anyway.https://t.co/wmMC7gwsTe
I keep hearing weird stories of researchers getting funding to do one thing and then actually going and doing something else with the money. I think a lot of fabricated science is a symptom of this. It would be a great way to hide off-the-books research.
@goblinodds Anyway, when Unilever bought out my favorite brand (Ben & Jerry's) they eventually cut corners by adding in a bunch of Carrageenan and it absolutely destroys one of the key microbe species that I sought to foster in my gut. https://t.co/fd6qR4B0qJ
Making good on my commitment on working toward the future, only wanting a Basic Income; after years of struggling while researching at intersection of autism, brains, nutrition, quantified self, I am now formally paid as an independent researcher by a firm. I start the 29th. π
@foundmyfitness @RogerSeheult @MedCramVideos A massive retrospective cohort study was just published on the 12th, they used data from the Veteran's Affairs system. Pretty striking findings (and has a good review of previous work). Thank you for your videos! https://t.co/sabwIJA0s6
I had complete remission from Crohn's via an FMT ~3 years ago... specifically targeting improved internal butyrate production!Its always neat to hear that you can just dump it in to fix the gut ecosystem. https://t.co/bsSwAz8940
SO... I found an amazon turker task for a twitter bot farm that has you tweet influencer spam & add to social upheaval over bodegas. $0.25 https://t.co/HmoF8ZkpOb
They literally canceled a test on if butyrate (butter/ghee/gut bacteria fermentation byproduct) improves schizophrenia...Because you can't double blind it.ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME?https://t.co/3hN0zhipYV https://t.co/7sMDQjPcwX
Bees clump to maintain homeostasis.Bees kill wasp invaders to the "body" by boiling them.Tell me, why do we fever? #beehiveiorism https://t.co/SJU3hwWj8f
Think a lot about someone looking at captive bear poop and thinking that the undigested seeds going thru the digestion tract are a waste of calories, and then use efficient digestion as a metric to optimize gut bacteria for. Then that bacteria leaking into the wild.
@KANTBOT20K I was investigating the economics of lawn care and found these:https://t.co/kxGJ2rLSTk"Prison bosses made more money forcing inmates to play games than they do forcing people to do manual labour,"https://t.co/2BU23esTu4
It's amazing what you can find by granting the premise.https://t.co/tpESvrsI8z https://t.co/ETW2wWvDPH
You don't understand how bad things really are.https://t.co/mxWTpV9FGE
That cumulative damage is reversible, just like I reversed the cumulative damage of the scar tissue in my gut tied to crohn's.You ain't gonna "don't die" if you can't out-heal a little sun damage. Silly. https://t.co/NKOTCTKUrj
"Kefir: A protective dietary supplementation against viral infection" [Jan 2021]https://t.co/5Phma1Pioj https://t.co/vLIcRRajuh
"a distant mining planet ravaged by a decade of war, scientists have created the perfect weapon: a blade-wielding, self-replicating race of killing devices known as Screamers designed for one purpose only -- to hunt down and destroy all enemy life forms" https://t.co/9lwsuZVOkQ
EVERY FUCKING THING I'VE READ FOR FOLK CURES FOR ALZHIMERS AND AUTISM SYMPTOMS INDIRECTLY KILL H PYLORI.EVERY FUCKING THING I'VE READ FOR FOLK CURES FOR ALZHIMERS AND AUTISM SYMPTOMS INDIRECTLY KILL H PYLORI.EVERY FUCKING THING I'VE READ FOR FOLK CURES FOR ALZHIMERS AND AUTISM
@computerThot @GlitchesRoux Yep, it a deep metaphor about embracing one's predicament vs trying to hide from it. By trying to hide his shame, he becomes evil.The same with jessie, he ends up losing the one he loves in his escapism. His beanie is possessed with the ghost of a child.
*leans down and reaches into the river with my hands, while keeping an eye on the horizon* *takes a sip*Judges 7:5 https://t.co/hjzgd9Sh4c
Shot:> "Pavlov found that such "experimental neurosis are usually permanent," lasting months or even years."https://t.co/j0T1ekIgg2 https://t.co/wSQTSTpS6g
βThis intuitive urge to extend the work of others becomes the organizing principle of modern software development.β https://t.co/KlCExfwokQ
Ants are tiny self-replicating roombas powered the crumbs they pick up. The undomesticated kind plant seeds, which act as long term energy harvesting systems that absorb material from the earth/air and generate ATP using the sun.House ants should be treated as friendly daemons. https://t.co/TDuJ0AxTEj
Hey, hey, someone saw you were struggling. Instead of reaching out to you and helping you cope, they've reported the tweet. So here's an impersonal email saying you can't talk to your social network anymore.Thanks, and remember, you are not alone! https://t.co/2IUqLe0jyZ
Happy to announce that patreon has approved my account at the current funding tier. With this, I have successfully achieved "autistic citizen scientist bootstrapped a crowd-sourced basic income by eating dog shit" My next life goal is my own lab. https://t.co/B6bWaLUHPv https://t.co/bEkIUzf7zC
Incentives in this space are asinine. Fraud and manufactured science isn't the only thing that's a problem. Most of the time it ends up just being something someone works on to get status and grants, and then they shelve it. Costly signaling to get tenure.https://t.co/GUvme9XBcU
I don't have a lot of money, but I've got nothing but time. https://t.co/hYTeU7dSFP
@eigenrobot @leaacta Tired: BoubaWired: KikiInspired: Leaacta https://t.co/GkZ8vCLcsa
I built this format with the lego Robotics Invention System, when I was 12.I was exploring alternatives to Sojourner's 6 wheeled model, combined with self-leveling system of NASA's Crawler-Transporter, emulating theories of locomotion of insect nervous systems using pneumatics. https://t.co/U9CHorpB9g
Terry Davis shows off his graphics tooling, https://t.co/JtHSemBA39 "God's Laughing...", Then compiles the code, (it's broken) "Why is god laughing?" "oh!" laughs to himself. Fixes the typo (it works) He then proceeds to use a divination tool says "god can help you find bugs"
Societies whose social functions becoming more cybernetic than individuals that composes it.https://t.co/kdSvxEF71Qhttps://t.co/7ac6jRojgS https://t.co/LdUneX2qqP
Telling a fat person w/ diabetic dyslipidemia that they just need to exercise more without helping them fix their gut so they can actually make anti-inflammatory endocannabinoids? In my mind this is a form of sadistic torture perpetuated by doctors who don't know shit about fuck.
I wonder if I wrote this one day while drunk.https://t.co/kpkvV66alL
@motorhomelabs I unironically believe this. https://t.co/I6wEFEoc9r
1) Flu vaccine effectiveness mediated by gut bacteria.https://t.co/sp8Ys0psel2) Maternal gut regulate RSV infection risk in children via bacterial strain Lactobacillus johnsonii.https://t.co/Nfh8Ptlnja3) Gut Bacteria disrupted due to covid.https://t.co/rijnuu9AaH4) Ergo: https://t.co/7RsTVWtgTZ
I wonder how long until we start seeing spy satellites being shot out of the space using lasers. https://t.co/RVwnuoAr5p
I don't seem to have the GLUT1 deficiency, but I researched all of this too. Wondering why so many degenerative neural disorders manifest with Sweet Tooths is what lead me to https://t.co/DMxZGreo0s andran down this rabbit hole: https://t.co/z4t5YRQpAT https://t.co/DtwvgNvFhy
I am a Strange Loop named Ouroboros. https://t.co/gpfUnBJMCi
@leashless Gut derived Zinc extraction and endogenous B12 generation mostly, also if you can get your gut to recycle Nitric oxide you're able to get more of it from the skin. I also optimized cholesterol via gut health to promote brain remylination, w/ makes more sunlight vitamin D.
Serial Experiments Lain Thread https://t.co/oxV8FEEYgO
Einstein, channeling his inner rage against the machine. https://t.co/I3d8D5VY2v https://t.co/mDwsHjRdKs
We have weird distortions; somewhere along the way public funding of science became the only viable source of funding, and the public demands results. It mirrors all the expectations we have of colleges to produce jobs. Many focusing on Job Placement Rate to advertise themselves.
Remember, to cure the ghosts who afflict you, you'll want to run your hand under hot water, rubbing with the lye'd fat rendered from a pig. Then say the incantation to celebrate your birth, twice.https://t.co/iFaouKyin9
If anyone suggests a market based system would be more efficient, tell them this is why Elon Musk uses a vertically integrated supply chain: https://t.co/9jMlOZiv5f
You can invalidate Bret Weinstein's theories on telomere length being pleotropic by finding creatures that violate haystack limit and undermine Horvath's clock. And it becomes trivial to do from my model of hibernation.https://t.co/WsZXbzL1qc