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@ultimape
Join me on Bluesky. 🦋https://t.co/qnp3xspw4U ( https://t.co/2Q78ksARxH )
Joined: 9/14/2008
Archived: 10/13/2024
122.1K Tweets
5.1K Followers
2.4K Following
38.4K Likes
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@na74362408 Lots of children also draw their bodies with a fore-shortening perspective while learning to draw. There's a weird thing in art where the family are drawn normally, but the child is drawn with weird limb shapes. Same kinda idea. https://t.co/EVwMK5khPt
@utenacast @ohtori_nu https://t.co/HxNiX2M1QD
This is how I think archeologists and scientists study ancient medical rituals. We lose so much context that we basically look like idiots. But we don't know what the final product looks like, so we act like this kid's dad instead of steelmanning the instructions. https://t.co/Z9bDATUc5L
That's not just a bad study; that's a load bearing bad study. Entire industries are predicated on the delusion that this study is true. Why do you hate people being employed?
Any sufficiently advanced network acting on information, when honed by evolutionary forces, is indistinguishable from intelligence.
“Humans are storytelling monkeys trying to control each other with emotion-activating mind-viruses.” — @naval https://t.co/Bac8BJGXra
You can fix this by eating more niacin and promoting natural serotonin production to boost activity in the hippocampus pyramidal cells. The chaos of different memories being inadvertently activated and then filtering thru Broca's area is what most people's 'inner monologue" is. https://t.co/REL1e8gMpP
Are you sure about that? I ate dog shit in a pill for for a month and I gained 60lbs worth of grip strength and all my age related proteins expressions (mTOR, IGF-1 AMPK, Sirtins) changed and I have a blood test to prove it. I don't exersize. https://t.co/mMXPtRVqBE
Apple isn't killing advertising, Apple is positioning themselves as a middleman between you and the advertisers by using the current zeitgeist as an excuse to lock down their customers data so that they can be the ones making money off of ads being shown to you.
DON'T👏ARGUE👏EPISTEMOLOGY👏WITH👏PEOPLE👏WHO'S👏RIGID👏WORLDVIEW👏IS👏A👏SOCIALLY👏ADAPTIVE👏SURVIVAL👏TRAIT👏UNDERPINNING👏PREFERENCE👏FALSIFICATION👏GEEZ
Like, what if all these scientists wasting their time creating bad psychology studies has some unknown secondary effect having to do with occupying elite overproduction, funding bubbles that redirect funds job making tech startups, or providing funding for military endeavors.
I like how this meme is diverging into plebian and high-brow variations, but at the same time it is also acting as a vehicle for identity signaling among ingroups. wow! https://t.co/xj4oYqLMij
We're all going to fucking die https://t.co/AYAM0n8xxn
A lot of times things that look like absolute wastes of time are often a form of status signaling. A large country that can afford to have entire fields of bullshit science could be acting as a sort of posturing behavior. Like a Ritualized Fighting proxy ala costly signaling.
Do you ever study something to the point that you end up going all the way back to greek foundations, and promptly realize that most of knowledge we have from the time is lost to the event horizon of the void?
Tired: obesity is a risk factor for heart disease Wired: obesity is a risk factor for gut dysbiosis leading to microbiome induced inflammation that impacts heart Inspired: Do bears get heart attacks? Hired: How can we get humans to hibernate? Desired: https://t.co/NJlwfmXpiW
Think a lot about someone figuring out that birds are bad at eating seeds and ends up creating a virus that helps birds better eat seeds. Then birds die because dropping seeds is actually a feature that helps edible plants grow around safe eating spaces.
Pay me to eat medically validated dog shit. https://t.co/7SbKx0orPP
Blackpill for vaccines causing autism is its actually that many vaccines work via impact on gut microbiota and its gut problems that drive lipid dysfunction driving SSH gene expression changes
Hexing the moon just gives me more power. I feed off chaos.
"a single employee at a call center can make a mistake and it can compromise your entire digital identity." #fucked https://t.co/CglYguIBY9 https://t.co/TtbpQAJ0nA
Imagine not realizing that you were expected to use an extract of garlic oil tincture (colloquially know as a shorthand "garlic") and not simply put cut clumps of garlic on a wound. https://t.co/3lEE3vLKTH https://t.co/0Kp7i2gpYM
Fasting has been shown to improve viral infection outcomes. Cold has been shown to improve viral infection outcomes. Fasting leads to 2-AG TRPM8 activation leads to 2-AG 2-AG hits CB1 and CB2, acting to down regulate IL-6 IL-6, left unabated? rampant inflammation.
1/ A robot may not lose profits for an organization or through inaction allow profits to be lost.
I keep hearing weird stories of researchers getting funding to do one thing and then actually going and doing something else with the money. I think a lot of fabricated science is a symptom of this. It would be a great way to hide off-the-books research.
If I end up losing my current SO, I'm going to start metagaming Tinder. I seek those with non-standard utility functions for mates. I would target those who haven't acclimated to gamified system. More variance; but signal is usually stronger among noise. https://t.co/rmUMRAhiQM https://t.co/lopXJ1lHGv
Making good on my commitment on working toward the future, only wanting a Basic Income; after years of struggling while researching at intersection of autism, brains, nutrition, quantified self, I am now formally paid as an independent researcher by a firm. I start the 29th. 🙏
Think a lot about someone looking at captive bear poop and thinking that the undigested seeds going thru the digestion tract are a waste of calories, and then use efficient digestion as a metric to optimize gut bacteria for. Then that bacteria leaking into the wild.
That 1918 ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ https://t.co/cMYaXh3AYm
@ArtemR @dannysullivan @mwseibel Best thing I ever did was tell my browser to throw -site:pinterest.* on the end of every google search.
Fasting -> Inhibits mTOR Fasting -> lipid metabolism regulation Fasting -> P-Glycoprotein expression changes Fasting -> Immune system shifts Fasting -> Blood Brain Barrier function + toxin clearance. Fasting -> Better Intestinal barrier function Fasting? Nah. Acute Aestivation. https://t.co/RWydlod7x9
Amazing that garlic has been studied and found to operate on mechanisms that suggest it may impact everything the Ancient Sumerians said it did.
@computerThot @GlitchesRoux Yep, it a deep metaphor about embracing one's predicament vs trying to hide from it. By trying to hide his shame, he becomes evil. The same with jessie, he ends up losing the one he loves in his escapism. His beanie is possessed with the ghost of a child.
We used to use lactic acid bacteria to cure meat. This was good for you and helped promote serotonin production bacteria. When we synthesized nitrates, we used that instead. Now "No added nitrates"? Mixing in celery juice which turns into nitrates anyway. https://t.co/wmMC7gwsTe
It's amazing what you can find by granting the premise. https://t.co/tpESvrsI8z https://t.co/ETW2wWvDPH
Bees clump to maintain homeostasis. Bees kill wasp invaders to the "body" by boiling them. Tell me, why do we fever? #beehiveiorism https://t.co/SJU3hwWj8f
@eigenrobot @leaacta Tired: Bouba Wired: Kiki Inspired: Leaacta https://t.co/GkZ8vCLcsa
Most of the phrenic people I interact with get deleted from here and accounts banned. It's really unfortunate. https://t.co/bBlsuAt7g9
Shot: > "Pavlov found that such "experimental neurosis are usually permanent," lasting months or even years." https://t.co/j0T1ekIgg2 https://t.co/wSQTSTpS6g
I built this format with the lego Robotics Invention System, when I was 12. I was exploring alternatives to Sojourner's 6 wheeled model, combined with self-leveling system of NASA's Crawler-Transporter, emulating theories of locomotion of insect nervous systems using pneumatics. https://t.co/U9CHorpB9g
They literally canceled a test on if butyrate (butter/ghee/gut bacteria fermentation byproduct) improves schizophrenia... Because you can't double blind it. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME? https://t.co/3hN0zhipYV https://t.co/7sMDQjPcwX
I had complete remission from Crohn's via an FMT ~3 years ago... specifically targeting improved internal butyrate production! Its always neat to hear that you can just dump it in to fix the gut ecosystem. https://t.co/bsSwAz8940
Societies whose social functions becoming more cybernetic than individuals that composes it. https://t.co/kdSvxEF71Q https://t.co/7ac6jRojgS https://t.co/LdUneX2qqP
It'd be really funny if, in order to fix my sleep issues, I have to destroy the concept of paradigm shifts in science and reformulate the theory of evolution in terms D’Arcy Wentworth Thompson's theories thru a foundation in autopoeisis.
Terry Davis shows off his graphics tooling, https://t.co/JtHSemBA39 "God's Laughing...", Then compiles the code, (it's broken) "Why is god laughing?" "oh!" laughs to himself. Fixes the typo (it works) He then proceeds to use a divination tool says "god can help you find bugs"
*leans down and reaches into the river with my hands, while keeping an eye on the horizon* *takes a sip* Judges 7:5 https://t.co/hjzgd9Sh4c
Incentives in this space are asinine. Fraud and manufactured science isn't the only thing that's a problem. Most of the time it ends up just being something someone works on to get status and grants, and then they shelve it. Costly signaling to get tenure. https://t.co/GUvme9XBcU
"Kefir: A protective dietary supplementation against viral infection" [Jan 2021] https://t.co/5Phma1Pioj https://t.co/vLIcRRajuh
@foundmyfitness @RogerSeheult @MedCramVideos A massive retrospective cohort study was just published on the 12th, they used data from the Veteran's Affairs system. Pretty striking findings (and has a good review of previous work). Thank you for your videos! https://t.co/sabwIJA0s6
2/ A robot must obey markets, except where such orders would conflict with the 1st Law.
EVERY FUCKING THING I'VE READ FOR FOLK CURES FOR ALZHIMERS AND AUTISM SYMPTOMS INDIRECTLY KILL H PYLORI. EVERY FUCKING THING I'VE READ FOR FOLK CURES FOR ALZHIMERS AND AUTISM SYMPTOMS INDIRECTLY KILL H PYLORI. EVERY FUCKING THING I'VE READ FOR FOLK CURES FOR ALZHIMERS AND AUTISM
Twitter is a tool I use to think with, and as such my tweets are high volume and chaotic. I choose to not alter how I tweet based on who follows me. I have lost a lot of really good followers because of this.
“This intuitive urge to extend the work of others becomes the organizing principle of modern software development.” https://t.co/KlCExfwokQ
Telling a fat person w/ diabetic dyslipidemia that they just need to exercise more without helping them fix their gut so they can actually make anti-inflammatory endocannabinoids? In my mind this is a form of sadistic torture perpetuated by doctors who don't know shit about fuck.
@fortelabs @sonyasupposedly This is absolutely a thing, and I hate it. https://t.co/LAxKQiAZTi
@KANTBOT20K I was investigating the economics of lawn care and found these: https://t.co/kxGJ2rLSTk "Prison bosses made more money forcing inmates to play games than they do forcing people to do manual labour," https://t.co/2BU23esTu4
Ants are tiny self-replicating roombas powered the crumbs they pick up. The undomesticated kind plant seeds, which act as long term energy harvesting systems that absorb material from the earth/air and generate ATP using the sun. House ants should be treated as friendly daemons. https://t.co/TDuJ0AxTEj
@king_of_thougts @growing_daniel I wouldn't join an intelligence agency that would have someone like me as a member.
Hi, my name is Nick. I can find & fix obscure bugs on platforms w/ languages I've never used. I'll likely never pass whiteboard interviews.
Hey, hey, someone saw you were struggling. Instead of reaching out to you and helping you cope, they've reported the tweet. So here's an impersonal email saying you can't talk to your social network anymore. Thanks, and remember, you are not alone! https://t.co/2IUqLe0jyZ
We have weird distortions; somewhere along the way public funding of science became the only viable source of funding, and the public demands results. It mirrors all the expectations we have of colleges to produce jobs. Many focusing on Job Placement Rate to advertise themselves.
"We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. This is a clear prescription for disaster." — Carl Sagan, 1989, Parade Magazine.
One of these days I'm going to confuse syndrome and disorder with disease and illness, and an internet mob is going to attack me because I think Multiple Sclerosis is a Disorder that I can solve, and isn't a disease that can be cured.
@vgr The earlier version of this was a bunch of stamps, but it got unwieldly so they trained people to use a stick. You can still see some of the hints of this. I found a piece showing some of the evolution. https://t.co/3X681QNyEm
Them: inclusive language isn't hard. Me: years of psychological trauma induced by a society hell bent on policing my failures at recognizing normative gender pronouns has given me a complex over what amounts to an issue of language rigidity in autism. Them: You're a bad person.
I was promised flying cars, and all I got was a world wide telecommunication network consisting of homeopapes that compete to feed me a steady stream of crowd-sourced algorithmic propaganda custom tailored to ensure my engagement with advertisers. https://t.co/28lwO4RwTh
I am a Strange Loop named Ouroboros. https://t.co/gpfUnBJMCi
3/ A robot must protect it's own interests as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law.
Remember, to cure the ghosts who afflict you, you'll want to run your hand under hot water, rubbing with the lye'd fat rendered from a pig. Then say the incantation to celebrate your birth, twice. https://t.co/iFaouKyin9
Do you think people are making this shit up? "Our study demonstrates that raw garlic homogenate is effective in improving insulin sensitivity while attenuating metabolic syndrome and oxidative stress in fructose-fed rats." https://t.co/BNj1csY9YB
SO... I found an amazon turker task for a twitter bot farm that has you tweet influencer spam & add to social upheaval over bodegas. $0.25 https://t.co/HmoF8ZkpOb
Did you know that the genes for autism and major depression overlap with Anorexia Nervosa? It's almost like they are related somehow. https://t.co/uMXOrO6HoS https://t.co/kx9tCl2vqc
Serial Experiments Lain Thread https://t.co/oxV8FEEYgO
I've been thinking about this for years. https://t.co/ZEz9ZsDFgR
once a large enough outgroup/ingroup divide occurs, an emergent egregore & anti-egregore battle forms for meta dominance in meme spacetime. https://t.co/8msIMxHZGf
I wonder how long until we start seeing spy satellites being shot out of the space using lasers. https://t.co/RVwnuoAr5p
You can invalidate Bret Weinstein's theories on telomere length being pleotropic by finding creatures that violate haystack limit and undermine Horvath's clock. And it becomes trivial to do from my model of hibernation. https://t.co/WsZXbzL1qc
But trying to force scientists into making viable products for industry is also not ideal. It swings in the other direction. Years of exploration over a theme is what I see happening in labs. Sometimes basic science is needed to be done, and accumulated to be built upon later.
I think these trash / item sorting robots are trending because china is no longer accepting poorly sorted recycling and it is too expensive for most of the ZeroSort recycling orgs to employ humans and make a profit. https://t.co/Vp4CLlBFeo
We're all going to die because nobody knows how anything works and the only mechanism we have to stop all this bullshit is misguided mechanisms of shame based on tribal politicking. Most of us worried about gene editing babies is because of folkore and myths from pop culture.
Rue is used to stop a heart from beating fast https://t.co/0gG9Ikycnq This is clearly a creative way to hint that you wanna bang the girl so hard you get a pounding heart and will need medicine for it. In context where medical herbs were common knowledge, this is really kinky. https://t.co/doXdKb1sWB
"Tragedy of our Kitchen" with @ncasenmare's latest creation. Read more -> https://t.co/ilQ3FgXAnM View Live -> https://t.co/bX86MhGiwx https://t.co/cDTJylkVEx
Next level Twitter: Communicating entirely with other people by liking tweets in their feed. https://t.co/WJdg0ZdpV4
"a distant mining planet ravaged by a decade of war, scientists have created the perfect weapon: a blade-wielding, self-replicating race of killing devices known as Screamers designed for one purpose only -- to hunt down and destroy all enemy life forms" https://t.co/9lwsuZVOkQ https://t.co/ixb1zdl1sS
I've got 7 pages so far. I think they only wanted 3. I could summarize it as "jizz camera, give money" https://t.co/JpkiQsuHE2
I've opened up a semi-private @AREdotNA group for curating {ideas, projects, initiatives} stemming from an obsession I call "Bootstrapping Civilization". It is a work-in-progress. Read about it here: https://t.co/LRLa4G47N0 Explore ala the 'index' view: https://t.co/LCof7PPIij https://t.co/ezmjDhx1HY
"Taken together, our data demonstrated that whole garlic supplementation could meliorate the HFD-induced dyslipidemia and disturbance of gut microbiome." https://t.co/IPWYHnFSVD
I saw the matrix in theaters. I thought it was neat how they referenced Alice in wonderland's use of pills as a notion of de-realization, and that Neo had a copy of Simulacra and Simulation, and the idea that you can be addicted to artificial realities. https://t.co/muhuLyUdQG https://t.co/kjr9kM5q0W
At local Walmart other day: thought about fact that every single item on the shelf was put there by hand. Got dizzy. https://t.co/kmnc6ymNoh https://t.co/HsQAgPI437
If job listing says "detail oriented" & "fast paced environment", It means a process full of tiny error prone steps & everything is on fire.
Gonna be quiet for a few days. I am sad over a friend who I learned had died.
I have successfully trained the chipmunks to not be afraid of my voice. The bravest of the bunch (who's coat has more red in it) is also no longer skittish from me wiggling my fingers. https://t.co/IZIzX4s0qG
@_djpn @_ali_taylor I got 10 years younger by eating literal dog shit & 100% reversed two chronic familial auto immune disorders. I'm currently building an open source microscope to measure semen thanks to a grant by @VitalikButerin. Gonna expand it to microbiology after. https://t.co/Hv37uVTvlo
I don't seem to have the GLUT1 deficiency, but I researched all of this too. Wondering why so many degenerative neural disorders manifest with Sweet Tooths is what lead me to https://t.co/DMxZGreo0s and ran down this rabbit hole: https://t.co/z4t5YRQpAT https://t.co/DtwvgNvFhy
All knowledge is ultimately based. https://t.co/tgG0h2O6mN
Einstein, channeling his inner rage against the machine. https://t.co/I3d8D5VY2v https://t.co/mDwsHjRdKs
"medicine": a ritualized way to convince people to drink piss. "big-pharma": a ritualized way to convince people to pay for synthetic piss. https://t.co/tBUBVn50xa
This actually sounds reasonable. If you're constantly destroying your gut bacteria with that much whiskey, you would need a way to get Cysteine artifically. That is a lot of b12, geez. https://t.co/1RsinvtEKU
Sometimes I like to convince myself that my unfunny tweets are really just too highbrow for other people to find them amusing.